Mumbai Ducks

“We are sitting ducks”, insisted the celebrity author, Shobha De on news channels, following the Wednesday terror attack in Mumbai. If there is one development that has positively taken place since the latest terror incident in Mumbai, it is the acceptance by one and all that the words “resilient Mumbaikars” and “spirit of Mumbai” have become taboo forever. Mumbaikars have had enough of this undeserved praise for doing what we all have had to after the previous blasts – to get back with our livelihoods, simply because, we have no other choice! That’s not speaking too well about us, is it?

Thankfully, the media persons and their select invitee personas have sensed the mood of the city dwellers this time around and have avoided this oft-repeated cliché, which followed blasts, like thunder follows lightning - and with annoying regularity. It had been haunting us with every attack – in fact it was a blow that would hit us after the blasts did – and the blasts happened at the free will of the terrorists. This time around, several citizens like Hemant Mehta, other witnesses at the blast site and Shobha De effectively conveyed the anger amongst the common people arising out of the inactions resulting in the failure of the counter-terrorism measures promised to us since the audacious attacks of 26/11. We also found bloggers post their annoyance/frustration/helplessness/anger such as this outstanding one by fellow-blogger Sharad Bapat here.


Had there been an instrument to measure the anger of people, it would’ve certainly tripped! And if there had been an inverter-like power converting device to convert anger into electricity, we could have lit up all the remote villages of our country for the next 5 years! Sadly, there aren’t such devices or instruments. More saddening is the fact that we have yet to learn how to convert our anger into constructive nation-building activities, let alone electricity! If we had learnt this, the anger we all felt when scam after scam rocked our country would’ve resulted in some scam-preventing mechanism, which would go off the moment scheming scamsters began looting the ex-chequer. We always learn about scams much after they happen – in fact so late, that the money looted has already left the shores and have even come back into our shores in a different avatar – thanks to the loopholes like Participatory Notes,that have been intentionally designed and provided for such purposes.

So even our getting angry is nothing new, just in case you thought that our high-intensity anger would change things this time around and think that we shall see quick action to ensure that counter-terrorism efforts will be hastened to quell the seething public. Relax – no such thing is likely to happen, folks! After the next blast, it will be the politicians’ turn to tell us – don’t tell us we are angry, we know! Didn’t you hear why the much-needed equipment like CCTV cameras have not been procured? There is now the fear of ‘allegation of corruption’ in the tendering processes! So all that anger and cynicism of corrupt procurement has hit us back like a boomerang, has it? Or are they saying that unless we stop picking holes in every public procurement and our media turns its cameras away and let them loot the kitty, we wont buy anything that we are in dire need of?

I am not sure if the cynicism expressed by us would stir the folks that run our government or not – just to prove us wrong, if nothing else – but what I am sure about is that we are sitting Mumbai ducks – helplessly awaiting the next jolt that would hit us. We don’t even know whether it will be a bomb blast, an accident, or a master con job cheating the taxpayer of his hard-earned money? And on a day that goes by without being hit by a blast, we may assume that Rahul Gandhi’s men must’ve foiled someone’s nasty bid on our lives! How else could we justify his claim of 99% success in foiling terrorism attacks? But if that 1% that remains uncovered means that we shall continue to suffer attacks on innocent city dwellers now and then, chances are that we shall accept this new reality as our “new normal” – a recently invented term to deal with deteriorating quality of our lives. In days to come, we may not watch post-blast news analysis or read such blogposts, having taken it in our stride as we do our corruption, insensitivity, inaction and the apathy of the auhorities serving in public offices.

Maybe we would hurt the perpetrators with our indifference. Huh?

Jai ho!