The Talk of the Town - Nana Chudasama's message at Churchgate, Mumbai reads:
"Congratulations from us to US for a colorful victory"
It is believed that Obama's colorful victory was not a bolt from the blue but a carefully planned strategic one.
Some of my friends, who had passed their exams with flying colors, tried for a white-collared jobs, some took up a blue-collared job , while some others migrated to the US to earn greenbacks , but are now facing the prospect of pink slips . One such acquaintance cited an incident in his blog, about his colleague, who saw red , when another colleague mentioned that there was a black hole in their office! Though reference was to the frequent missing documents in office, an Afro-American colleague, took offence to being referred to as ‘black’, thinking it was directed to them.
Elementary Physics has taught us that white is a combination of all colors and black is in fact the absence of colors. But one does not understand why “whites” call “blacks”, “colored”?
Indeed it is a grey area that sets my grey cells into action!
Do read this interesting poem written by an African Child!
Back home, newspapers report several instances of red tape in offices, with the obvious intent to amass black money. Several such black deeds of greedy members of society, brings wealth and often impresses neighbors, who turn green with envy . But soon enough the illgotten money is wasted away in vices like drinking after which one sees pink elephants . This meteoric rise invites the attention of investigation agencies and income tax authorities.
These officials then try to catch the culprits red-handed . Often suspects tell a white lie to get away. Blackmailers then try to exploit the situation, if they have access to some dark secrets of such individuals. The Police who is beckoned to get hold of the blackmailer, beat him black and blue , to get the truth out. Some television channels then beam the story of Police brutality repeatedly, blowing the story out of proportion. Talk shows on competitor’s channels then call this kind of sensational reporting yellow journalism and condemn such news agencies and want them blacklisted. Politicians get away with setting up projects, arrive to a red carpet welcome to inaugurate them.
Such projects later prove to be .
Controversy erupts and the parliament then demands a
Media interviews colorful personalities such as cricketers who have hit a purple patch and newspapers feature articles of wellness, which guide readers how to keep in the pink of health and how to drive away your blues .
English is indeed a colorful language! I just wanted to put my thoughts in black and white. I hope it will be red all over ... oops...read all over. After all, such posts appear only once in a blue moon! .
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This post is also on a special request from Priyank Thatte a fellow-blogger, who backpacks all round the world and captures the colors of nature in his camera and puts them up on his blog with some superb travel experiences shared for our benefit. I have blogrolled him!
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27 comments:
Hi Gopi!
Wow wow! Very colorfully written. My face turned red when I saw the last paragraph. Thankyou very much:)
Gopi, a terrific, rib-tickling post once again!
Your colourful sense of humour is so much better than the black humour that our politicians churn out almost on a daily basis! The saffron brigade and the blue elephant are trying their best to be the white knights of certain classes, while the Congress is readying a tight slap to turn their cheeks red.
After a few pegs of Black Knight or Black Dog whiskey on a Sunday evening, some of us paint the town red, and all of us face Monday morning blues.
Yellow fever does not afflict only the yellow races. Some white Americans are also called rednecks. Black or white, we all turn red with anger!
After many black fridays on the bourses and endless colourful weekends at company expense, many managements are looking for for some white angel to help them out.
The latest craze in Brazil, as per today's paper is yellow underwear. Yellow brings money. That is what every one is running short of after having spent a lot of time reveling with the effects of the once popular red underwear that quite clearly ignited passions in in more grey cells than they desired!
Thanks,Priyank! You deserve mention on my blog. I believe in sharing all the good things I come across in life with my friends.
Vinodji, Thanks for adding many more hues to my blogpost! You always compliment my writeups suitably for which I am always so grateful!
Priyank, Thanks for reminding me about this poem... I have included it in my blog with the weblink:
http://www.simaqianstudio.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=7254
A wonderfully humourous and colourful post! Enjoyed it very much. :)
Wow!!!
You have covered the VIBGYOR of life. I had never realised that wehad so much colour in our life.
I spot that you have ditched "Queens" English and crossed over to Uncle Sam. (Re: spelling of Colourful) Any particular reason or is it just for a lark?
Yes, indeed we do. I am not sure if I have covered all of them. Maybe some more may be spotted and reported here in the comments by my wonderful "rangeele" friends and fellow bloggers. I have not ditched the Queen but that red wavy line that MS Word is responsible for this kind of conversion to AmE (American English)- so I blame it on Bill Gates1
YA very nice indeed....in one sentence you have touched the rainbowhues in the blue sky :):D
love this.....yes as someone above said you have covered the vibgyor of life in English..
This got me thinking...how come no one writes about the colourful nature of Indian languages...there is hardly any contemporary literature being written in them....are they losing all colour?
Thanks, Sahaja.
Thanks, LVS. I agree, not much on regional languages. Will try asking some of my friends if there is something written on similar lines?
Hmmm, nice light hearted post. Enjoyed reading it. I couldn't help thinking that our Indian languages, whether Hindi or Marathi are very amenable to this sort of thing.
Colorful tribute to English language.
Great going.
I thought nothing could surpass palin talk, but this is even better.
Thanks, Nita. I am also wondering whether local languages have such phrases or even palindromes and anagrams. Will share if I come across...
Thanks, Krishnan!
Thanks, Swaps - I always try to better myself...
Very very creative article...Enjoyed reading it alot...
A colorful respite :) :)
Thanks, Sharad.
Have you read, er... red http://www.rameshsrivats.net/2008/11/salman-khan-for-prime-minister.html.
Or seeing that you are so fond of the spectrum, you may want to also read http://www.rameshsrivats.net/2008/11/manmohan-calls-customer-service.html
Great writing. Will visit regularly.
Hi Ramesh Srivats, Welcome to my blog! Thanks for your comment. Do visit my blog and read my earlier posts and the favorites listed alongside. I will certainly read your fav posts and explore your blog shortly!
Gopinath,
I "red" your article,
I think you are "blue"ming as a writer.
Thanks for your colorful comment! I am honoured and deeply mauved...oops moved.
Gopi, between you and Jyotindra, there is a white 'lie' somewhere! As far as I am concerned, I see a diamond in you of the best variety - colourless!
Vinodji, just since you do not know Jyotindra...he is my schoolfriend right from KG! He is a great fun character at all class reunion meets and I would have expected and even accepted if he had said that I was and am a "bleuming" idiot. So you are right - there is some white lie between us!
Vinodji, and yes thanks for the compliment in calling me a colorless diamond! I am honored... I always knew i was some kind of stone though!
The white lie was mine actually Gopi. I was only trying to make your post even more colourful.. that is why the word lie was written as 'lie'!
Your second message has also just come in...it has left me stoned! After ages!
I know and am sure about that, Vinod. I always love comments in the same vein as my post and I must thank you for that!
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