Jab Tweeple Twoot Pade!

Kal Twitter pe saare Indian Tweeple twoot pade the!

All Indian Twittering people were posting tweet after tweet their own contribution to the thread that became the rage on Twitter #unlikelyindianbooks

It was surely a special treat on my special day - I was glad everyone was celebrating and having fun!

I am posting some choice picks that caught my attention from what Indian tweeple posted yesterday below (not necessarily the very best - it was difficult to choose from thousands of them)

The Best of #unlikelyindianbooks

Tweets By @amitvarma'
'A farewell to Arms' by Varun Gandhi.
'Who Moved My Cheesecake' by Adnan Sami.
"On The Road" by Salman Khan. "The Son Also Rises" by Sonia Gandhi.
'Men Are From Toronto, Women Are From Mumbai' - Rakhi Sawant.
'How the Parsis and Gujaratis Built Mumbai' by Raj Thackeray. @Krishashok
"Drink in peace & other punny tales" by Morarji Desai
"The Great Indian Navel" by Shilpa Shetty
"The Interpreter of Melodies" by Anu Malik
"Amar Shonar Nano" by Buddhadeb Bhattacharya
"A Suitable Boy" by Rakhi Sawant
"Meri Rashtrabhasha" by M Karunanidhi

Tweets by @Rameshsrivats
"Attempted yorkers and other fuck-ups" by Chetan Sharma
"Have you seen my stamp collection" by Telgi
"Headache Remedies" by Ravana
“Shoots, Eats & Leaves - The story of Salmaan & a Blackbuck"
“Cocktail Recipes" by Morarji Desai
"Damn. Pluto is out." by Bejan Daruwala
“Eyes wide open" by Deve Gowda
"Tree's Company" by Aishwarya Rai
"Cookbook" by Ramalinga Raju
Lol RT @shubhas: The buck stops here by Salman Khan

Tweets by @Jhunjhunwala
"Being Silent" by Navjot Singh Sidhu

Tweets by @SachinKalbag
"How I Created An #unlikelyindianbooks Meme Monster" by @jhunjhunwala
"A.P.J Abdul Kalam - My Friend, Philosopher and Guide" by K Santhanam
“The Art of Prime Ministership" by L.K. Advani

Tweets by @TheComicProject
"Yeh haath mujhe de de thakur" by Varun Gandhi
"How to talk like Amitabh" - By Sachin Tendulkar
"Mackenna's Gold - By Bappi Lahiri
"Employee Retention" - by Hari Sadu

Tweets by @Vinod_sharma
"A few good men" - by Laloo, Mulayam, Paswan
"Jai Shri Ram' by Karunanidhi
"Main aur meri young bai" by Shiney Ahuja
“From Pizza Hut to Dalit Hut" by Rahul Gandhi
"Bhaichara with gaichara" by Laloo Yadav
“Desperately seeking Sonia" by Amar Singh
"Hens Pecked" by Dr Manmohan Singh
"The bucks stop here" by Prannoy Roy
"Keep mom, give gas" by Anil Ambani
'Dressing up for terror attacks' by Shivraj Patil

Tweets by @gopinathmm _ Hey that's me!
"Consistency and Stability in the Indian Education System" by Kapil Sibal
“Flexibility at WTO negotiations" by Kamal Nath
“The ultimate Self-Yelp Book for Canines" by Maneka Gandhi.
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"How to present the news without getting excited" by Rajdeep Sardesai
"How to conduct a talk show without cross-talk" by Vikram Chandra
"Lobbying for a favorable tax slab for the unlisted gender" by Bobby Darling
"How to put the interviewee at ease" by Karan Thapar
"Committed to Industrialising West Bengal" by Mamata Bannerjee
“How to tackle tough neighbours" by Dr. Manmohan Singh
"How to handle sibling business rivalry" by either of the Ambani brothers
“How to build an empire by running an ethical business" by Ramalinga Raju

Needless to say, Twitter kept flashing the message:
“Overcapacity – Too many Tweets to handle – login after sometime”

So folks who are not yet on Twitter, you know what you are missing out!
Follow me on twitter on @gopinathmm

We may have a blast on this microblogging platform like this one again!

Magical Treachery – Breaking Codes, Vanishing Charm

Thank you Blogadda for picking this post!

“Watch the masked magician as he reveals the best kept secrets of magic on the AXN show, ‘Breaking the Magician’s code’” announced an ad in a newspaper, which immediately caught my attention! Amazing illusions of levitation, slicing a person into two parts with a powerful saw, penetration through tough walls, assistants locked and tied up in metal cages vanishing - all in front of our very eyes, had been always fascinating us since our childhood days. “How did he do it?”, was always a question on the minds of people in the audience.

While watching the 'Masked Magician', who was later found to be the well-known Val Valentino, on AXN Channel’s Thursday night show at 10 pm, “Breaking the Magician’s Code – Magic’s Biggest Secrets finally revealed”, one was shocked to see how the skillful masked performer, after presenting several conjuring acts, quickly followed them up with the revelations about the props used, hidden assistants, secret trap-doors, misleading gestures to divert attention, specially designed chairs and tables, that had actually helped deceive the viewers into the amazing effect adeptly handled by the performers. What was unknown to the audience for several years was unfolding right before them on their TV screens! ‘Oh, such a simple thing, after all – how couldn’t I guess that?’, an instant would come to one’s mind.

As *POOF* - the charm of the trick just vanished!

Being part of the Indian magicians’ fraternity since my school days, yours truly had fiercely guarded these secrets for a singular cause – to maintain the charm of these intriguing, enthralling acts which had regaled the audiences and kept them guessing. “Oh, how does he do it?”; “Does he hyponotize us?”; Surely there’s something hidden up his sleeve, isn’t there?” “There’s something special with the wand in his hand, isn’t it?” When asked, I had only one answer –
“It’s magic!”

Raja the Magician performing an act

Being the younger brother of Rajaram Mavinkurve, better known as ‘Raja the Magician’, a popular children entertainer in the ‘80s and ‘90s, I had the privilege to assist him at stage shows and birthday parties. So did I not follow into his footsteps and perform the acts myself? Well, no! While he was adept at his sleight of hands and deceitful ways, my sloppy fingers and slipshod ways were a threat to the entire trade, much before the betrayal of the masked magician. Having learnt this in private performances at home, my brother was convinced about one thing: Before the arrival of the masked magician, the best way to tell the world how it is all done was really to ask me to perform!

Raja the Magician performing an act

The magicians' fraternity was a close-knit one and guarding secrets was a major avowed principle being strictly followed. Naturally, my public performance was out of question. That left me with a limited opportunity to help out by setting the table before the show and ensuring that curious kids don’t rampage the magical stuff, until it was packed up and carried away for the next show. Several friends and kids would coax us to let them know the secrets to these mystifying acts, but to no avail. The only reply would be:
“Hey, It’s magic!”

Rajaram was also good at networking amongst magicians and entertainers all over India (and abroad too). He took active part in the Society of Indian Magicians and was also the President of the organisation for several years. This involved organizing get-togethers, picnics, competitions and such other activities. Sensing my resolve and interest in the subject, one had no difficulty to gain entry into these esoteric events of magicians, hailing from all over India, in which the secrets of acts were discussed, improvements, innovations and new tricks were actually being demonstrated and taking shape.

After his sudden early demise in 1998, due to a massive heart atttack, (he was 45 years of age), my connections with these wonderful performing artists were lost, barring a few who would call up and keep in touch. So I called up some of them recently and wanted to know their take on the on-screen exposes by the “recent” show. I was informed that the Val Valentino had begun exposing these in the US as early as 1998 and was continuing to do so even until 2008, all for the lure of money.

It was amazing, I thought – several Indian magicians were battling to keep their trade from slipping into bankruptcy but hadn’t fallen for the lure to expose the secrets, thereby letting down their own brethren and here is a guy from the western world who is doing it and raking in the moolah! So what was the reaction of the magicians, one wanted to know?

“Well, good performers continue to do well”, I was told. “Most of the folks know that we are only entertaining and want everyone including kids to enjoy themselves. There’s competition from other performers too, but the challenges are being met by being innovative, introducing some new tricks. And moreover newer kids keep coming into this world!”, he said reassuringly. So, they aren’t vanishing any time soon! I heaved a sigh of relief for my good old friends!

No such thing as a stupid question!

Thank you, Blogadda, for selecting this post for the Tangy Tuesday Picks!

“The more important a question, the more unlikely it would have an answer”- A tweet posted by me on Twitter.

Follow me on Twitter! Twitter ID: @gopinathmm

My tweet was posted after several questions were raised by the television news channels after YSR’s helicopter went missing some time ago. “Why do you think so?” Asked a good friend of mine, to which I had no answer! Why do I think so? An important question, I thought! So that’s what I replied, “Too important a question…don’t have an answer”.

Having said that, was it indeed so? I wondered. So let’s look at the types of questions that one is faced with from time to time.

Ten Types of questions

1. “Nobody knows everybody cares” type – Investigation agencies, Commissions set up etc. will investigate these forever, but these mysteries may never be solved Unknowns remain unknowns and as time passes the answers elude us until it becomes impossible to get to the truth. These questions will crop up after every tragic incident and will haunt us until we move on to newer events and newer mysteries. Do people today want to know how Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose met his end? Forgotten, isn’t it? e.g.

a. Who killed Aarushi Talwar? Will he/she ever be brought to book?
b. Was the YSR helicopter tragedy a result of flouting safety norms?
c. Who is responsible for the Thekkady boat tragedy?
d. Will Afzal Guru and Ajmal Kasab be hanged for their crimes?

2. “Nobody knows Nobody cares” types – could be great to write about, though. e.g.

a. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
b. Why did the hen cross the road?

3. “What the experts think” – Important questions which only experts are expected to answer – but there are several experts and each one thinks differently, why not? One wonders whether we do have the right answers, after all? Readers/viewers’ queries are included in this category of questions. e.g.

a. Where will the stock markets go from here?
b. Will the real estate prices rise or drop in the next few months and years?
c. Gold? Dollar? Interest rates? Inflation?

4. “When will you do this?” type of question. More of a command really in the guise of a question. (generally from one’s spouse, but then not always), One may not get a proper answer- and results / actions aren’ guaranteed either. e.g.

a. When are you going to clean up the clutter?
b. When are you going to decide about this or the other?
c. When are you going to finish your work?

5. “What do you think?” Opinion poll kind of questions. As if it matters! You have your say but opinion is often divided so we find the stats on the screen to the Question of the Day at the end of the program. Nobody wins, nobody loses and nobody knows for sure. e.g.

a. Is the change in the educational pattern good or bad?
b. Has the RTI Act helped curb corruption?
c. Will the nth pay commission make Government jobs more attractive?
d. Should Archie marry Veronica or Betty?

6. “Why did you do this?” Tell us why - your reasons for your choices. There may be many reasons, but the one you tell will be the socially popular one – not necessarily the one that tilted the decision in its favor. e.g.

a. Why did you change your job?
b. What made you want to leave the country?

7. “When are you going to grow up and learn?” More a venting of frustration than a question seeking answers. The answer is known: Never - but hopes remain! e.g.

a. When are you going to grow up and learn to think for yourself?
b. When are you going to make up your mind about our new furniture?
c. When will Mumbai be able to tackle the flooding during the monsoons?
d. When will our politicians ever own up responsibility for their lapses?
e. When will we be free from the scourge of corruption?

8. Quiz Questions– Time to show off your knowledge base. You may have an answer here! After all you’ve been working on these trivia haven’t you? e.g.

a. Who is the world’s tallest living man?
b. Who is the oldest living person in the world?

9. A Good question - “ That’s a Good Question!” It could be any awkward question, a question that one was hoping wouldn’t be asked or even one which is so tricky that you needed time to decide how to respond and take a few breaths before you begin to answer, so just say it “That’s a good question!”

10. A Stupid Question – At the end of a training session, we have a Q&A session, which invariably begins thus: “There is no such thing as a stupid question. Ask any question!” So I ask the question and after the Q&A session, he concludes “How can questions be stupid? But people who ask them can certainly be!”

Have I missed out on any other types of questions?
Readers are encouraged to write in with their comments, instead of wondering:
“Whatnonsanz! Why the hell did I have to read such a stupid post?” Or
“Does he have to post such nonsanz stuff when he has nothing to say really?
“What kind of post is this?”
Btw, if you want to know the types of blog posts - do read this post by Shilpa Garg here.